By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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on_a_boat 0

AHAHA this is one of the best threads ever. ILU all you guys and your 'manscaping' :D Most girls would appreciate the effort (I would!) but usually trimming is fine, just as long as it's looking neat, lol. And to all of you going "OMG WHAT, SHAVING FOR A FIRST DATE, OMG FIRST DATE!!11" welcome to the Adult Relationship. It's normal for two adults to have sex on the first date. Granted idk his age, but if he's old enough to care about looking nice for her, then he's probably an adult LOL. Feel better soon, OP!

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Dane_fml 0

Oh God ouch, bet you'll start using scizzors and start SLOWELY trimming now eh?

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newzealander_fml 0

wow.....just.....wow

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medic_91 0

I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics." YDI...

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loadsabollocks 0

@267 dont wanna think about wat wud have happened wiv scissors lol dont know wats wrong wiv shaving down there, havent had any problems so far

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Leaveittosteven 0

There are no major veins in the scrotum, and even if there were a modern safety razor would not cut deep enough for it to matter.

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big_mikey 0

SHITTY!!! always has been my worst fear.. scissors are no picnic down there too..

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duhhhhh 0

i feel bad for you dude but come on you dont trim the hedges with a machete

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xthinonefershizx 0

you shave ur balls? only like swimmers and fags do that. YDI all the way

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