By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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Kuroftw 0

FYL since it's a nice gesture and you obviously care about your hygiene, but also YDI for rushing it!

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SS240 0

How the hell did you not do that with the electric? YDI because you should have been using a razor the whole time. And to all you ball shaving haters, do you like to floss while you eat? I didnt think so, neither does your lady.

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ShenziSixaxis 0

It grows naturally... why bother something that's natural? (Unless it's a tumor, of course.)

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skiz_fml 0

YDI for shaving your balls

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bakersdozen 0

well thats what you get for wanting to look like you're nine again...

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shabz 0

Yeah sounds bad...but when the heck did he say it was his first date? >.> all he said was that it was a BIG date...read much?

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member0987654321 0

Hallelujah! guys DO shave down there!!

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lilyluna_fml 0

aw. i'm not male. but it seems like a place that would bleed a lot. bad timing for something like that. sorry hon.

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Somebody52 0

LMAO 184........*is not a guy* One word.....Ouch.

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doll_face 0

i can appreciate when a guy maintains his downstairs, but were you expecting to have sex with her? on a first date? seems a bit pretentious to me.

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