By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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plexico 3

You think you hurt now? I've got one word: stubble. I look forward to your FML next week.

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bellaxx94 0

.. why is everyone making it a big deal about shaving it..maybe he just wanted to feel more cleaner who knows and he was rushing cuz he got excited so you guys needa calm down but awww FYL!

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ITguy1982 0

I told her I was feeling sick and asked if we could reschedule. We've only gone out a few times so far and not gotten anywhere yet, but I had a feeling that things were going to happen tonight. I used one of those old school straight blade barbershop razors too. Probabably not the best idea. Good news is I should make a full recovery and have a bad-ass scar to show for it.

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littlegolferboy 4

I would be more nervous about using an electric trimmer down there. I'm not particularly fond of rapidly moving metal blades near my balls.

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love_owls 0

Personally, I prefer my men hairy... more manly that way. YDI, but hope you feel better.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#116 & others who don't shave down there: Y'all must NEVER get a bj EVER. Because I know y'all don't wanna go down on a girl with hair, why should we??

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marlux 0

on the first date its not a good idea...... unless she is easy

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izbrklyn 0

Good going genius! YDI for shaving your balls without precautions.

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antiy4ho0 0

FYL man! When I manscape I just get everything short, but no complete shave though and definitely no complete shave on the sack. Scissors to the sack imo!

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