By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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You think you hurt now? I've got one word: stubble. I look forward to your FML next week.
haha, so true, plexico!
I told her I was feeling sick and asked if we could reschedule. We've only gone out a few times so far and not gotten anywhere yet, but I had a feeling that things were going to happen tonight. I used one of those old school straight blade barbershop razors too. Probabably not the best idea. Good news is I should make a full recovery and have a bad-ass scar to show for it.
I would be more nervous about using an electric trimmer down there. I'm not particularly fond of rapidly moving metal blades near my balls.
Personally, I prefer my men hairy... more manly that way. YDI, but hope you feel better.
FYL man! When I manscape I just get everything short, but no complete shave though and definitely no complete shave on the sack. Scissors to the sack imo!
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OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.