By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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kevind23 0

At least you made the effort to shave them.

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keoct 4

Why the hell would you move “quickly” when you had a razor sharp steel blade that close to your junk? I think it would be best if you didn’t reproduce.

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blahdsflksfd 0

Im sure you spent hours making sure your stuff looked good for your date, but not your face/clothes/anything other than your privates.

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Own3d_fml 0

Hahahahaha ! now try shaving your balls after reading this ! :D

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MagneticGuitar 0

AS soon as I read "shaving my balls with a blade" I knew the horror to come :O

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oxama 0

I've heard worse stories about men's testicles, but that has to suck. At least you'd have a story to tell on your big date ;) ;)

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MsSippi 0

#64 - Right, it COULD be a first date. Or it COULD be a "big date" because he thinks he's going to get some tonight. We don't really know, which is all I was pointing out.

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maggie_gxx 0

HAHA FYL BUT YOU DESERVED IT FOR SHAVING YOUR NUTS IDIOT :D

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