By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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anonymous_user 0

YDI for starting a sentence with: today i was shaving my balls... .....FAIL

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Talia070 0

No one wants to hear about your balls .

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youaresofucked 0

ouch. enough said :/

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jennam_fml 4

I'll be honest with you, YDI since you used one a barbershop razor.

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love_owls 0

#135, he said "big date" not "first date".

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freddie_fml 0

Someone nicked themselves with a razor blade? THAT NEVER HAPPENS. YDI, pal. Use the head on your shoulders instead of the one between your legs next time.

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ryuely 0

Ok guys-he doesn't say it's a first date... He says it's a big date-like "we're going out to celebrate being together for x amount of time" kind of date or something. Second-all you guys saying "OMG why would you ever shave down there, ydi" If you're not going to shave down there even if your girl wants you to, then just don't complain about it if she decides she doesn't need to either. But honestly, who wants pubes in their mouth?

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