By LaurenLehmmman - 27/12/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
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nuked 0

And why were you singing during a game? YDI for being a disrespectful idiot.

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Malevise 0

YDI for being annoying.

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lexxiii 17

As i was reading this, i pictured a 5-year old in my head.

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tummycat 0

sounds like my wonderful parents: tv first, kids second :/

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YourAddictionx 9

YDI for being an idiot and lying upside down and chewing gum and singing all at the same time & for being Direspectful to your parents.

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Justy101 23

You sound like a disrespectful and rude little brat. YDI

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gman90210 18

What's wrong with kids these days back talking and not behaving?

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evhrocks876 4

YDI for not paying attention to football

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xRezSynn 15

You were being disrespectful and annoying, YDI.

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