By LaurenLehmmman - 27/12/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
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nuked 0

And why were you singing during a game? YDI for being a disrespectful idiot.

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Malevise 0

YDI for being annoying.

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firecopy 6

Is this football us Americans love or soccer?

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iplaywow 0

actually soccer is a ton more hostile because of there being so little goals in the 90+ minutes the game lasts, but it is rewarded by the occasional riot at the end

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HyperExecuter 0

#105, what the ****? how does that make sense you dumbass?

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nathaniax3 0

ok first of all why are people being so mean? lmao this shit Is super funny lmaoooooooo

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EffYoLife 14

thats what you get for disrespecting your dad. he should have karate chopped you in the throat

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NataleeC 0

lmaoooo like Sandy Cheeks!

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NataleeC 0

lmaoooo like Sandy Cheeks!

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Are you like 5 and need attention? YDI for interrupting a show (whether it be a game or not) AND sitting upside down on the furniture while singing!

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PhillyFox 0

YDI for acting like a spoiled little six year old.

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rara13 0

ha why is everyone taking this so personally, she just wanted to sing. jeeze

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Kiara41 0

Because she was being obnoxious. I'm not trying to say that the people who said, "Haha, ur a dumb bitch!" are right, just that I can see where they're coming from. If she wanted to sing, she could at least go into another room. Or outside. Or anywhere, really, but she was disrespectful and being a brat about it. OP, all I can say to you is that YDI.

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