Health and Miscellaneous: Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My...

By LaurenLehmmman - 27/12/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By quietdown - 30/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By FGum - 30/07/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML

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Surprise!

By BAMashleyx3 - 06/06/2019 06:07

Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML

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By anonymous - 09/09/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML

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Tasty

By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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Noise annoys

By Breathy - 07/09/2022 00:00

Today, while sitting next to my mom at a restaurant, she told me to stop moving and making so much noise because, "It's distracting." The noise I was making was me breathing. I'm not even allowed to breathe. Guess I'll die. FML

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nuked 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:20

And why were you singing during a game? YDI for being a disrespectful idiot.

Malevise 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:22

YDI for being annoying.

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shockcrow 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:17

never talk back to daddy

BangOut 2

Monday 28 December 2009 12:36

YDI, ****

ImASHMARTcookie 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:42

BANANA!

1234567890s 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:52

y wud u chew gum upside down?!!!!! silly

lindsaylikeomg 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:11

Ydi for lying upside down while chewing gum. you were practically asking for it.

NataleeC 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:26

Oh My Gawd! Grow the **** up! To me this isn't an FML it's an opportunity to laugh at an immature idiot who finally got what he/she deserved. . .congrats, OP you made me laugh so hard that I fell off of my chair. . .

NataleeC 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:39

oh I disagree now. . . . . . it's actually FyourDadforcreatingyou'sL and Fthepoorchewinggum'sL

pepolshet 0

Monday 28 December 2009 14:57

Well too bad you didn't choke and die. Then it would be an YDI.

kitten1323 19

Monday 28 December 2009 16:31

if only she did choke and die...

DRY0YRD 0

Monday 28 December 2009 16:26

People on this site get way too overexcited and over-angry when it comes to YDIing . . . I think this whole scene was a bit more playful, as singing during the game isn't really much of a rebellious act. Although it's still a YDI for chewing gum upside down.