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By rice_cake - 22/05/2009 10:52 - Australia

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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By newyorkers - 17/06/2013 12:46 - United States - New York

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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Friday 22 May 2009 16:47

FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 22 May 2009 16:51

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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potatosrulz 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 11:08

I would have to say FYL because that is just plain creepy, but also, YDI because you were egging him on.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:43

soooooo.........how much?

HyperExecuter 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:10

I hope u get shot

ffmmllyaya 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 23:39

she wouldn't have made away if it was pedobear

aron33 2

Wednesday 26 May 2010 15:02

YDI for dressing like a prostitute.

HippoLesb 3

Tuesday 6 July 2010 1:53

ho fo' sho.. tell me the price, jk i get people for free

Nadinek98 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 4:39

the man is either a) telepathic b) having a pms day or c) thinks Ur hot and wants to get some...stupid

matttheman33 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:54

frigin pedifiles they can be so embarressing

MechPro 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:39

YDI for acting like a ****!

blaw 0

Sunday 14 October 2012 20:40

Ummmm YDI definatley

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