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By rice_cake - 22/05/2009 10:52 - Australia

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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 298
You deserved it 26 046

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.

You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.

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fujilover 0

all you people who say its her fault for dressing like a hooker..that's so stupid, you have no idea what the hell she was wearing, and what would you do if some guy went up to you like that? guys don't give a **** what you're dressed like, they'll ask how much for sex anyway. and btw, not all men are pigs. just that teenage guy, and the old man was a creep. |:

DieterDerBlau 0

how is this an fml.. you just got complemented by two guys...creepy but still

justjayit 0

LMAO damn girl, you must look like a pretty convincing *****. Way to go.

Oriina 0

Sort of "YDI" and a "FYL" there ... but you could've said "I'm not for sale" and made him look stupid :3

wildcherrybanana 2

at 169 ... 0.o i thought UDI meant you dumb idiot. lmfao.

I think #176 is reading into things that aren't there.

thuryn 2

@163: If you expect to be respected no matter what you wear and no matter what you do, you are an idiot. Once again, YOU CANNOT JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND EXPECT THERE TO BE NO CONSEQUENCES. And it doesn't surprise me that you don't know what ad hominem means, let alone spell it, even though I spelled it right for you, on this very page. @175: A catty comeback is what got her into trouble. If she had kept her trap shut, things might have gone better. It doesn't give those guys the right to harass her, but she made it worse by mouthing off.

swtp93 0

lol ya know that probably means he just thought you were a hooker. nice going. xP