Can't you just sneeze like a normal person? Sneeze and let it out, don't try to sound cute. Just let it out. Then that would've happen.

You most have the most unpleasant sneezes in the world if that's the case.

Let it out. Stifled sneezes can do harm to your eardrums. Why not letting them out?

Then you need to be telling your colleagues what's going on when that happens so they can stop wasting the time of the health service.

Sneeze out loud. I mean really, really make it loud.

This fml looks very familiar...

Is it just me or is it hard to believe that the paramedics were called 3 times in one week? Seems like one would ask if the paramedics were needed before calling them. Especially 3 times in a week.

Three times?? Don't any of them think to just go up to you and ask if you're okay?

sneeze normal then

Haha, my problem is the opposite of OP's, I have rocket sneezes and make people jump or scream every time I sneeze.