If he really is submissive, he will probably listen if you tell him to, err, "leave you alone".

So what you're saying is you are afraid of a submissive man? Welp.

Just tell him he's gross and unappealing and to go away. Kick him in the nuts if he follows you home. I'd call that fair warning and clear communication of the word 'no'.

*hands a pocket knife*

Some girls these days look like they're legal. It's most likely the make they cake on and the hair they damage through dying and styling.

So, am I the only one who laughed at the OP's name while thinking of all the posts from Perdix? Also, FYL OP....on a side note, you can dominate me too if you'd like?

I can picture perdix sitting in Internet cafes scoping out chicks browsing fml like "hey baby, heard of perdix?" Fml famous :]

You should, quite possibly, I don't know, just a suggestion, CALL THE GORRAM COPS. Tell the owner of the shop about it so they can keep him out of there!

You: "Sure! Let's start now!" *Splash - boiling hot coffee in the face*

Were you dressed in black leather? That would have gotten him going.