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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 17:18 - Czech Republic

Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML

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By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

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By ilook12 - 24/06/2015 03:23 - United States - Paris

Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML

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By foreveryoung - 30/04/2016 16:23 - France

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2014 23:03 - Canada - Sackville

Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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Nice

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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By clementine_k - 22/03/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

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You deserved it 35 651

techweed 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:19

Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...

perdix 29

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:24

Love your username!

Comments

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:47

Scared of a submissive man? The worst that could happen is that you kick his ass and he thanks you for it.

caitiebug1119 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:00

Go back there anyway. He can't scare you from your favorite place. I hope you told him to go away at the least. If he approaches you again, tell him "F*** off you pervert. I'm a minor. I will have you arrested for sexual harassment. Try me. Shut the f*** up and let me enjoy my coffee first."

trbuson 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:10

Creep out the creeper by having a conversation with yourself?

maria05136 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:34

I feel so bad for you, never go back there again

sdsujacksfan 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:35

Well that's a little creepy! I know the feeling though! I'd report that. It sounds embarrassing and believe me it is, but I'd do it anyway!!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:27

I would have reported him to the coffee shop's management. You deserve to be able to sit and enjoy your coffee in peace without being hit on by creepers.

ravenevercross 19

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:58

I agree and disagree with you at the same time. The old man asking isn't any reason to report him. How else is he supposed to know the answer? If she says no and he persists, then she should consult the shop manager.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:30

Get your coffee to go...or hope that's a chain coffee shop...

archnarquibquib 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:59

#35- will he do my laundy too?

perdix 29

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:38

#69, just as long as you can live with everything being washed in warm water, and then having the bejeezus dried out of them. Older dudes don't sort or pull things out of the dryer ever-so-slightly damp.