By halien1982 - 03/01/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
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Tabbykat9698 0

YDI for falling for the bartender trick.

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Lisa89 3

surely YDI since you gave her the tip knowing you didn't have much money... And YDI for thinking she would suddenly want to be with you if you did?

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palmtrees 1

YDI for so many reasons... drinking to drown your sorrows, trying to buy the bartender's affection, not knowing how much money you could spend before you went over your credit card limit, spending so much money on alcohol when you apparently don't have much at the moment... OP, you do realize the point of a tip is to thank a server for a good job, not to get them to want you, right? If you want to trade money for sex, go find a prostitute, not a bartender.

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CallMeHush 0

Too bad huh? Everyone knows bartenders love going home with the sloppy drunks they have served all night. Strippers love you too!

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theblazian 0

STRIPPERS CARE! YOU DON'T KNOW MY CINNAMON! YOU DON'T!

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CallMeHush 0

:D Your the lucky buy 2 get one free lapdance guy!!! She talks about you all the time.

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perdix 29

There was no husband/boyfriend until your bank told her that you are a drunk-ass hobo, then he materialized out of thin air. YDI for so blatantly attempting to purchase sex. You should have asked for a date, left a normal tip for good service and then wait until the date to shoot your wad (I'm talking about the wad of cash this time ;) )

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itspimpz 0

YDH = you dick head.

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ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

Yea , I agree with almost everyone becuase YDI for not just asking. You decided to give her cash because...... did you think you was get some? Lol.

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Nellybert 0

At what point in the drowning of your sorrows did you think 'she looks like the kind of woman who's impressed by a guy getting drunk alone at a bar'? Because that really was the point when you should have realised you were pissed and called it a night....

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BikerMike 0

bartenders and strippers can make a couple hundred bucks a night in tips from drunk asses like you.

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Totenglocke 0

Sorry, but only idiots go to bars. Why pay 4 to 5 times more for alcohol? You deserve it for wasting your money in a bar.

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lm_wfc 0

lol - you sit at home on your own drinking?

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myfriend_youfail 3

They've got a point. If you want drinks and companionship, go to a bar. If your only goal is to get shitfaced and drown your sorrows in alcohol, pick up some booze and drink yourself into a coma at home, and save yourself a bit of money.

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Totenglocke 0

"If you want drinks and companionship" -- it's called "having friends". Invite them over to get drunk and save a ton of money. That's why on the rare occasions my friends insist on going to a bar, I don't drink because it's a complete waste of money.

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myfriend_youfail 3

I mean besides inviting your friends over to get drunk. I'm talking about...errr..."companionship". The kind you buy drinks for, get into the panties of, and forget about the next morning when she leaves in a cab.

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Totenglocke 0

If you're so lame that you can only get a girl by getting her so drunk that she doesn't know what's going on, you should spend your time working out and working on your personality - not getting drunk.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Agreed. But some people actually do that, that's pretty much why bars exist. To drink and chat with drunk strangers. I personally hate bars. Only been in them for Halloween bar crawls involving couples' costume contest with a monetary prize. And even then, I just stuck with my boyfriend and pretty much had a lame time of it.

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Totenglocke 0

Eh, I'd argue that bars exist because there are a lot of people who fail at math and don't realize that paying $5 for one beer in a bar is completely stupid when you could buy a 6-pack for like $8.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Either that or they're so desperate for a lay that they're willing to piss their money away on overpriced drinks. Or maybe it's a psychological thing, like at a baseball or football game. I always find myself wanting to buy a snack, even if I ate just before the event. There's just something about buying food and drink while you're being entertained...

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Totenglocke 0

"There's just something about buying food and drink while you're being entertained..." What does being entertained have to do with sports?! I know people will whine, but it was too good to pass up! =D

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myfriend_youfail 3

Oh, I dunno, the last Colts game I went to was pretty entertaining! A player practicing punts on the sidelines during halftime hit a cheerleader in the face with the ball...and then brained a 5-year-old junior cheerleader with his next punt. And then two players got their helmets stuck together and had to smash them on the ground to get unstuck. I live for moments like those. Lol.

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marc_with_a_c 3

Good job, you moron. But yay for the waitress, she made some nice money with you that day ;)

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