Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink... - FML

By KittenNomNom - 22/02/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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KittenNomNom_fml 5

Saturday 2 March 2013 9:38

Ahahah everyone, the shirt was a joke. I wasn't really offended, we ended up becoming friends afterwards. A lot of you are right, he has a great sense of humor and he was just teasing. It didn't kill my self esteem or anything of that sort, I just thought it might give someone a laugh (: Thanks for all the comments and such~

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Krirn 21

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:14

I'm not calling you ugly, but you set yourself up.

xxtb0 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:11

shiiiiit, hahaha

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Sumo69 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:54

I guess your shirt work you got some attention

gracehi 31

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:57

Kinda set yourself up for that one! I like most of those "cheeky" shirts though. Except for this one that was popular a few years ago that said, "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." The ironic part was that I would see about 3 goth kids a day wearing that same shirt. Ha ha ha!

tashern 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:08

Hahaha that is so funny bless you x

wironandine 8

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:10

What a gross, unattractive shirt

demonmonkey 13

Thursday 23 February 2012 4:54

What an amazing, attractive beard

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:15

Not.

TH3CHI3F 2

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:19

That was you

zenrael 21

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:19

Ready. Set. Ignore! So simple.

Honestly_Lainey 21

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:21

Whether he meant it or not, I like his style. People like him make life interesting. :)

angryyute 4

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:30

LMFAO!!!

blegehlehgleh 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:52

Is very popular music! Good observation!

ModernLightz 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 3:53

I concur 47.

bassmaestro 10

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:32

You must be pretty ugly

harrison918 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:34

LOL he deserves a medal

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