By SamWGovan - 09/12/2012 16:57 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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NzaHaFML 13

So what did it taste like?

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jgriff79 23

You gave yourself a facial. Nice!

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jem970 19

It stings like crazy so wear goggles to be safe B) lol

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olpally 32

Calm down quagmire! Sheesh! Lol

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jem970 19

You are talented sir

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_DeRpS_ 6

Good luck explaining your pink eye to everyone.

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Slimma 20

You deserve it just for sayin "jerkin the Gherkin." Goodness just say you were jacking off. Irritating. You deserve your pink eye, your runny nose, and whatever else you get for blasting your load all over your face.

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Kallian_fml 21

15- It probably stings because all the little sperm are trying to get into your eyeball thinking it's an egg. Poor confused little sperm...

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