By SamWGovan - 09/12/2012 16:57 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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NzaHaFML 13

So what did it taste like?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sounds like you got range.

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jollyton 10

Ashamed to say but I've had that experience once too.. (-_-)..

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lainzilla 14

Ugh, yes, it seriously sucks when pickle juice splashes in your eye. For future reference, though, you don't really NEED to shake them before eating them; a paper towel works fine if they're too wet.

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kobelstone23 13

Happens to the best of us, man. Atleast your dog didn't lick it off the wall 0.o

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

It's one thing to sit on ones hand first so it feels like it's someone else, but why sit on ones legs?

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rhyannon11 7

you know, ive heard that sperm treats the eye as if it were an egg and starts to burrow upon contact

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BloodFaerie 21

Either man you got some distance or you deserve it for having your head down there... And considering we just learned in A & P that semen is mostly fructose and sperm, I'm surprised that it isn't more fruity, lol

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wanderingshopper 13

NOBODY wanted to read this. Keep it private you dummy.

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jsnflanagan 2

lol that's funny shit....

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