Kids: Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped...

By Scaryman - 21/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By NotAnUglyBaby - 22/03/2016 22:40 - Mexico - Córdoba

Today, while vacationing, a small boy asked to see the baby I was holding, wrapped in a blanket. I showed him, and his face reflexively scrunched up. The boy's mother came and apologized to me. Her face scrunched up too. FML

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Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Freaked out

By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Get back here!

By ireallylikecats - 22/04/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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Sunday 21 February 2010 9:09

Solution: Paper bag!

captainmarshall1 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:13

Now that is something I am truely jealous of!

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amir4444 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:46

Dang that must suck . having no babies liking u they just think like everyone else

gingersnapper 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:16

Lol! Do you have a beard? For some reason a lot of babies and toddlers get freaked out by the sight of them.

sweetkraut 2

Friday 11 February 2011 15:29

This is so true. My niece was absolutely terrified at first of my uncle who has a full beard. Babies just go through a phase of stranger anxiety sometimes, and beards can be scary if the kid isn't familiar with with anyone with facial hair.

sexpistol 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:00

this made me laugh so HARD! best fml ever! haha. do you have many facial piercings? or weird hair? sometimes babies are frightened by that. back in the day, when i was a little jr. high "gawth" i had toddlers at the mall asking their parents if i was a "monster", haha. nowadays babies are just fascinated by me. there's this one little girl in my apartment building who just stops and stares every time i walk by, even if she's in the middle of a tantrum. her mom has to physically pick her up and take her away to break her gaze.

DavidBetancourt 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:36

Haha, this FML was made by my older brother. We were sitting down in a clothing store while our mother was looking around the store for clothes. One chinese lady had to put the baby in her stroller while she was adjusting the bags in her hands(she had like 5 or 6). While the baby was in the stroller, the baby looked at him, gasped, looked away, and then a few seconds later, looked at him again and screamed. It wa hilarious! Then, when another lady was checking out of the store, she put her child near us for a second while she payed, and when the child saw him, the child screamed! It was so funny! I can't believe it actually made it on FML, though. XD Anyway, he has no facial piercings, tattoos, or anything like that. He's only 15 and our parents are VERY stict about those things. It's just his hideous face at work again!(jk) But I really can't believe this made it on here!

Hanban 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:55

Give yourselves a pat on the back.

kekola 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:33

whoa

mugiwara_fml 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 8:14

You should change your toothpaste, if you're using one that is.

Alli121 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:21

I read this in the middle of a computer class while i was supposed to be writing my reportn and started laughing so hard i fell out of my chair, the teacher came over to see what was so funny and he said I love fml, it's soo funny, then walked away. I thought I was gonna get kicked out of class.

raju618 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:02

u need plastic surgery it worked for me

shazam22 0

Monday 1 March 2010 18:32

you're horrible. You should have been thinking of the children before you entered that store.

HeySoulSista 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:18

Don't worry. My best friend's nephew was at her house one night while I was staying over, and she, her 5 sisters, her mom, hey step-dad, and I were all in a circle around him, he took one long look at me, then screamed and cried for 45 minutes. My niece feels the same way about me, too.