Kids: Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped...

By Scaryman - 21/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By NotAnUglyBaby - 22/03/2016 22:40 - Mexico - Córdoba

Today, while vacationing, a small boy asked to see the baby I was holding, wrapped in a blanket. I showed him, and his face reflexively scrunched up. The boy's mother came and apologized to me. Her face scrunched up too. FML

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Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Freaked out

By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Get back here!

By ireallylikecats - 22/04/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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Sunday 21 February 2010 9:09

Solution: Paper bag!

captainmarshall1 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:13

Now that is something I am truely jealous of!

Comments

michael666 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:51

how is tht an fml, I wud love to have tht face, I love dead baby jokes, how many babies does it take to paint a house red? depends on how hard u throw them! just absolutely hilarious

greekgal44 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:00

last.

CaptainAwesome2 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:28

Since when do babies scream?

baowoww 0

Friday 24 June 2011 15:22

buddy, i have the same issue hahaha(:

helanagrace 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:35

haha I have to admit that that's pretty funny. I laughed.

hebron77 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 13:27

Don't sweat it, alot of babies scare easily. My cousin will start crying sometimes if I'm looking at her and not smiling.

totallyepicchick 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 16:52

CAUTION Keep out of reach of children under the age of 3

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 17:45

Babies usually don't like people other than their parents looking at them. My face scares little kids.

ImTheAlpha 30

Friday 7 September 2012 6:28

Babies love me. Which is odd because most would describe me in appearance as a "scary goth chick that children and the elderly need to stay away from". I can't complain, though. It's adorable to see a baby turn around, look at you, and then smile and giggle happily.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Thursday 4 October 2012 23:23

The same thing happens to me! People generally don't want me around their kids because of my gothic style (somehow it's "dangerous") but I guess I'm one of those people who attracts the unders 5's like flies.