Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in a bar telling some young dude to accept...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2015 15:49 - United States - Bradenton

Today, I was sitting in a bar telling some young dude to accept responsibility for his life choices. I'm over 50 and was spending my last five dollars on beer. FML

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By doubledown - 04/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML

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By halien1982 - 03/01/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

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Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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You deserved it 12 951

By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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You deserved it 41 832

So close…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

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You deserved it 7 418

By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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You deserved it 4 156

By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 3 151

By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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You deserved it 6 751

By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 10:51 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

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You deserved it 1 904

How kind...

By NoThanks - 11/05/2018 01:30

Today, despite my objections, a 50-year-old guy at a bar tried to convince me that my "biological clock is ticking" and that it was time to have kids, "before it's too late". He then offered his help in this noble endeavor. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Monday 7 September 2015 23:09

Yeah, I don't think you should be doling out life advice…

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 7 September 2015 23:12

There's a button for that.

Comments

trucker2 33

Tuesday 8 September 2015 0:51

Nice role model, or Not

rainbowsRlove 15

Tuesday 8 September 2015 1:36

maybe you should've mentioned it to him I'm sure your point would have been made

zenrael 21

Tuesday 8 September 2015 1:59

The

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 8 September 2015 2:21

rabbit

UhHuhHoney 20

Tuesday 8 September 2015 3:11

Smells

EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:33

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:35

shit

JustinJK 21

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:43

and

One_Way 43

Tuesday 8 September 2015 5:04

eats

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Tuesday 8 September 2015 5:17

shit

daniel271 13

Tuesday 8 September 2015 6:37

The end

Jryan952015 7

Tuesday 8 September 2015 2:25

What bar are you at I'll come join you for a beer

rageprincess 5

Tuesday 8 September 2015 2:26

Trust me, we already know...

AletheDefender 15

Tuesday 8 September 2015 2:30

Maybe you should try to take some of your own advice, and I'm not trying to be sarcastic at all

backdoorman010 9

Tuesday 8 September 2015 3:39

do as I say not as I do

xnemesis1981 15

Tuesday 8 September 2015 3:52

Be the change you want to see.

Adamjohn82 19

Tuesday 8 September 2015 5:01

Priorities. Someone has them straight.

thejimler 9

Tuesday 8 September 2015 5:15

If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a terrible warning instead.

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