I would have been like ew.. did you just fart? After, walk away. Leave him confused.

This is so fake, everyone knows girls don't fart

Better off not knowing him, you need to find someone hat you can have a fart conversation through the phone with.

Lol its not like he knew it was a fart he probably thought that you just stink really bad which is worse.

Farts are literally little shit particles generated by someone's ass and enter your body through your nose. I get a smug satisfaction when I fart and others smell it, as they are literally eating my shit. Elevators are the best, like a cluster bomb! OP, do not be ashamed of your true power. Instead, grab it, embrace it, and learn to control it. Once you are able to harness the powers from the deep, and focus it like a Care Bear stare, only then will you have obtained inner peace.

at least op learned why she's still single.

go easy on the cheese Charlie... how much cheese have you eaten?

He should be glad your bodily functions are still in order.

Maybe he was a creeper and you just dodged a bullet!

You could be alone in the middle of the desert but the moment you decide to fart, a whole ******* marching band will come out of no where to get a wiff... I hate that