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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
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Mirorbo 26

If that were me in that situation, given the irony, I'd regret absolutely nothing.

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

Don't have sex. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!

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Shicky_fml 0

Wow... How ironic! I believe you should wait till marriage, but that doesn't we can't get a head start ;)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Irony or hypocrisy, you decide

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MidnaLink 33

I'm sorry, but if u laugh at a pregnant abstinence only teacher, then FYL.

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Davick 0

I'd say the detention was worth it haha!

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C0N71NG3NCY 6

She doesn't count as a Sex Ed teacher, FYI. You don't actually have sexual education as part of your curriculum, the Republicans and Jesus-freaks would shit bricks. Yours is more of a half-assed attempt to show you which tab goes into which slot in a politically correct, "omg don't do that" way. She's prolly an Ethics/Morality/Gym teacher who had the misfortune of having her name pulled out of the hat. Also, you are stupid. Have you considered the fact that she's an adult and is responsible enough to be having sex whenever the **** she wants, whereas you're not? God forbid she be, y'know, married or some shit. Announcing she's pregnant means she intends to keep it, whereas you would most likely spend a month or two trying to recall how many drunken 14-year-olds you slept with in order to make a wild guess at the father. Whoops, you waited too long and now you can't legally abort it. I suppose that never actually mattered considering you're younger than 16 to begin with and don't actually have that right... oooh, now you're going to have to tell mommy and daddy you were a naughty little girl! Teenagers thinking they know anything. :'(

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ConradKay 13

1) Read the post. The OP stated that the teacher was single. 2) There is no age limit for getting an abortion where I live. 3) You have no reason to believe that the OP is a ****, so don't make that assumption. Plus, what if she is? Since when did having fun become a crime?

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Rohitas20 0

Haha. you guys wont believe it. in India, sex/sexuality is the biggest taboo ever. you cant even use the damn words! our books talk of homosexuality and hetrosexualitiy as "sexual problems". literally. not lying. a teen just cant buy a contraceptive from a chemist because the chemist just wont give it!! most of the people dont know what the Kamasutra is!!!! marriages are arranged, and those people have sex for only one reason: producing a baby. most of the people actually stay virgins till they are married, i.e. 30-35. in most so called co-ed schools there are separate stairs for boys and girls! 90% people think making any kind of physical contact, (even holding hands, kissing, etc.) is a sin! i'm so sick of all this. :/ PS: i myt hav made a few typos :P

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