Work: Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned...

By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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WearingHats 14

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:11

You must have some floppy ones.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:12

Moments like these I am so grateful to be a woman! Yes we have periods, lots of girlie-bit issues and all but, is it really that easy to sit on your own balls? Damn.

Comments

daybar12 8

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:25

This made me lol so hard... Sorry for ur luck though... Get boxer briefs that'll be less likely to happen :D

st333ph 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:30

Saggy balls?

lelandw7393 3

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:30

Maybe your boss thought u were busting his balls..... O wait u were busting yours ... Fyl sorry... Remember readjust before u readjust catch my drift? Haha

kristof16 1

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:42

When i first read this i thought it said "...accidentally $h!ting on my testicles..."

Bulletross12 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:43

So. So incredibly glad to be a woman. But hey... How big do they have to be to be able to sit on em... How DO do you sit on em? Damnn

hol18 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 8:29

You must have huge bald ;)

SanityIsOverated 3

Tuesday 11 September 2012 8:36

I'm curious. How does one sit on their testicles?

elvisaaron 3

Tuesday 11 September 2012 10:10

Boxer briefs dude, boxer briefs .... The fell of a boxer but keeps the jewels in place .. commando is a no go at work unless your bangin the receptionist on breaks or its laundry day !