By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML
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WearingHats 14

You must have some floppy ones.

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zandalee 19

Moments like these I am so grateful to be a woman! Yes we have periods, lots of girlie-bit issues and all but, is it really that easy to sit on your own balls? Damn.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Maybe I just have undersized balls or it is always cold in Texas, cause frankly I am not sure how one can sit on their own testicles.

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GoldenGrizzly 7

Well... sounds like someone dropped the ball in the meeting.

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ObeyStudKing 4

YDI for screwing around at work when you should have been paying attention. They don't pay you to act like your 10 yrs old

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desireev 17

It seems as if ObeyStudKing lost his balls somewhere... And no, you're not sitting on them!

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klovely22 13

143- Although I found your comment funny, ObeyStudKing doesn't and never will have balls. He is really a She. ObeyStudKing- I didn't know that shifting in your seat was considered "screwing around". I'll remember that at work tomorrow.

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desireev 17

147- Damn it! My stupid app won't let me look at someone's profile, for some reason. I click on it, and it's all blank. Oh well... It seems as if she* lost her balls somewhere. Probably being the best employee there is...

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skyeyez9 24

Just give your boss a pair of Arabian Goggles.

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skyeyez9 24

My best friend as a teen was a male and he'd share lots of info on having balls. For instance, if its hot outside your balls sweat and stick to the side of your leg. You have to lift your balls up with one hand before crossing your legs, to avoid squashing them. Laying on a hard surface on your stomach is not comfortable cause it squashes your balls. If you get kicked in them, the pain can actually make you puke. Running without proper fitting undies is painful cause they jostle around. These things make me grateful I'm a girl and we don't have genitalia dangling all over the place.

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klx125cross 9

Oooo thats painful a retarded and the same time

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desireev 17

Your comment was painful and retarded* at the same time...

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SpaceCadet87 0

Jeez, are your balls THAT saggy? How about wearing panties with support next time?

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chellyX92 8

My boyfriend was readjusting during a long car ride (he was driving) and accidentally sat on his balls. He swerved a little bit and everything. He had to pull off to the side and take a breather. I thought getting hit in the boob hurt, but balls are FAR more sensitive. I can't say I know the feeling OP, but I hope things get better and your boss lightens up.

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