Love: Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped...

By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:42

You're the one who picked him.

jellyD 1

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:41

Best reason ever to dump the, pardon me please!, asshole!!!

Comments

OffToTheGayBar 9

Wednesday 14 March 2012 17:08

I swear I hear "don't marry him" as advice on most of these. I wouldn't do what that guy did, but I would never marry a woman who broke up with me over a joke. What happened to love, people? >.<

Locoluis 15

Wednesday 14 March 2012 17:27

Love is a fragile flower, and things like this are venom against love.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:13

The memories, the smiles, the laughs, the experiences, the intimate bonding can all be thrown out the bloody window because of something that minute? Interesting. My concept of love must be greatly flawed, apologies.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 18:00

Get out before it is too late

Nwthatzfunny 9

Wednesday 14 March 2012 18:03

that happen to me once

just_sayin_81 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 18:48

I wouldn't marry someone like that...gross

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 18:52

Wow, thats a uhhh very interesting individual right there...

oarisimo 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 18:23

In a lot of countries isn't it illegal to marry a 10 year old child?

HannahWho 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:49

The person is never responsible for the abuse given them by others. I am sure he didn't sit on her face and fart on their first date. Many times people can go years without seeing that side of their spouse/partner.