By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
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pinkcrayola 0

You're the one who picked him.

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jellyD 1

Best reason ever to dump the, pardon me please!, asshole!!!

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PussyPredator 6

He's testing you to see if you really love him. I think you passed.

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hemz_fml 13

I'm going to get hated on but I hate FMLs like this because it's your dumb ass marrying him anyway so you should have known he was kind of stupid. Plain and simple.

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capnbzarr 43

I clicked "YDI" entirely because of your last sentence, which should have been, "I'm calling off the wedding".

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laden_swallow09 34

No, you don't. You're not married yet and you can still call it off. If he keeps up adolescent pranks like this, he's not worth the time. DEFINITELY not dad material.

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anajanet1 4

My boyfriend would do something like that and laugh too .

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hateevryone 14

And you chose this guy, why?

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IsMyWenieHard 0

I totally agree with this guy^^^ because your the dumb bitch that said yes and if you really loved him it wouldn't be such a big deal to where you had to blast it on the Internet... Congrats your the idiot YDI

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Jdimp 1

According to Peter griffin, the sexiest thing you can do for a man is love the smell of his fart. Love it

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