Love: Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started...

By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

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You deserved it 47 250

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Same thing different taste

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 860

You deserved it 5 795

Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 672

You deserved it 42 599

By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 799

You deserved it 3 695

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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You deserved it 222

By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 950

You deserved it 4 869

By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 487

You deserved it 2 476

By weneedthatmoneytoliveon - 26/06/2013 14:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 159

You deserved it 3 622

New deal

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML

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You deserved it 284

By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 739

You deserved it 419

Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 368

You deserved it 3 869

billyme 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:27

you totally deserve it

zandalee 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:29

You sound bored. Maybe it's time you got yourself a life.

Comments

Ayojedi 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 11:24

I read the first line, stopped, and thought 'Pedophile'

msday90 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 13:00

Don't feel bad. They were headed for a break up anyway and you won 20 bucks. Nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, kudos.

BritLass 15

Saturday 14 April 2012 13:22

Well it didn't sound like it was a good relationship anyway!

xxenforcerxx 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:02

you are a dick!

ifly4cheer 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:11

Hahaha...not funny

maythebeautiful 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:24

You shouldn't feel bad, if they fight all the time it was gonna end anyway, why not get something out of it? :)

thunter2000 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 15:42

Hey... Its a rough economy.

joanniejore 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 16:21

In all honesty, it doesn't sound like they were going to make it in the long haul anyways. However, that doesn't mean you're not a douche bag for being the catalyst.