Love: Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started...

By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By weneedthatmoneytoliveon - 26/06/2013 14:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

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New deal

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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billyme 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:27

you totally deserve it

zandalee 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:29

You sound bored. Maybe it's time you got yourself a life.

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heybabe23 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:56

So you broke them up, AND got money out of it? That's cold.

Elgarisbored 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:57

A dick move my friend

omarzrgz 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:57

100% worth it.

RachRIOT 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:04

That's such a douchey thing to do! No one has the right to mess with another persons relationship AND for $20, wtf?! YDI!!!!!!!!

trollierthanthou 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:09

i mean if they were fighting a lot then they were probably gonna break up anyway. You just saved them more fighting,which is just making both their lives suck. Plus gives them more time to find a new gf/bf. So yeah, go buy yourself something pretty shabby because all you have is twenty bucks. Have a nice day, you made peace.

cierraashlee 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:23

Well, you should feel like one. My friend mikey says the exact same thing to all the guys around him and they than act like jerks just like him and lose their girls or friendships. You don't want to be like him. Hope you learned that it's not cool or funny..

flailingCheese 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:51

Who cares she was obviously a bitch so you probably helped him out anyways they probably wouldn't last so you might as while as take the 20$ when you can.

dogluver900 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 13:02

It could have been that his friend was a bastard to her it's not always the woman that's a problem. Fighting is a two way street.

cupcakekyrie 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 15:32

For all you know, he could have just said something very offensive to her (or something along those lines,) hence the start of an argument.

vbmg152 18

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:56

I hate to admit it but, I did the same thing as a youngster! It's been at least 30 years & I still feel bad about it! At least you feel bad, you won't do it again! I know I never did it again! What's done is done! Maybe you did him a favor! Don't take the money, you'll feel worse!