Love: Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started...

By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 867

You deserved it 5 797

Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 673

You deserved it 42 613

By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 806

You deserved it 3 695

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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You deserved it 222

By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 952

You deserved it 4 876

By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 493

You deserved it 2 477

By weneedthatmoneytoliveon - 26/06/2013 14:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 161

You deserved it 3 624

New deal

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 697

You deserved it 285

By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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You deserved it 421

Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 372

You deserved it 3 872

billyme 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:27

you totally deserve it

zandalee 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:29

You sound bored. Maybe it's time you got yourself a life.

Comments

shutterbug_brit 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 8:31

Sorry but doesn't anyone else find this whole thing a bit creepy? Who skypes with some kid, let alone makes bets on his relationship??? Ydi and more importantly need to get a life...

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 8:43

Why was you skyping to a kid? o_O

dogluver900 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 13:03

Maybe he was his friend duh

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 14 April 2012 15:10

Because OP is a kid? Oh, and *Why were

lizardninja 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 8:45

What a bitch OP even if they did argue how would you know if they didn't want to stay together inside

HiImJordan 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 8:46

I agree with your kid . SpiderMans ******* Awesome

dogluver900 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 13:05

that's the other fml

TiffTiffGirl 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:01

A 'kid'? What about teenager? Or what age was he?

musikid 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:16

WTF??? You were "skypinf with some kid"???? This shit is too ******* weird and creepy. Go **** yourself.

jaxy15 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:18

What's with the aggressive behavior?

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:18

Why is there even a "I agree, your life sucks" button? This is completely YDI. -_-

MEM0817 18

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:24

Clearly something so shitty like that doesn't become ethical unless its worth at least $100. You my friend, ****** up.

kelsswan 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:50

You're not that good of a person, are you...

ravenevercross 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 9:51

**** it they'd have broken up eventually anyway. You saved him some time. He should pay you $20 bucks too. You probably saved him a fortune by getting her out of his life.

withered 30

Tuesday 2 August 2016 11:10

#78 Or he saved her? It doesn't really say who was the problem. Maybe it was her, maybe it was him and maybe they were both. So let us not be ignorant and randomly select one to blame when we have no information.