Animals: Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten...

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(

altna 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

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shan789mudge 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:21

thats so sad

latuka 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:22

ok for the people saying the kitten shouldn't be away from its mum at 4 weeks (and #52), if the owners did adopt, I know for a fact that the pound lies about the age of the animal (they are supposed to be at least 8 weeks) just so that they can get rid of it. they said my dog was 8 weeks and about 4 weeks later the vet told us he was now 8 weeks old. same could've happened for the cat. or it could be the scenario 34 and 38 say. and 61 made this fml really funny! thanks =] and 93 are you serious?! im sorry but you are ridiculous. FYL dude, but in time you'll get over it...

cd5love96 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:22

Hope it wasn't a black kitten.

too_much_fun 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:25

Does anyone else look through comments that have commented on other peoples comments and go back to those comments to see if they were funny? for example" hahaha #17 that so funny!" so you go back and look at comment 17? I do that.

crimdelacrim 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:25

well god kills a kitty every time you jerk off so no biggie here.. jk you are a ******* moron please go to the nearest freeway and play chicken with an escalade

Bookie2152 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:29

#108- good call

colortherainbowx 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:30

I hope you ******* burn in hell you animal murderer. You deserve to die the same way the poor kitty died. SLOW AND PAINFUL.

kaisersiggi 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:31

mariam_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:34

#34 Other times, the mother gets killed (Maybe the OP fell asleep with her, too...). ROFL. Did not see that coming XD. Anyway, I'm definitely no super model, but I've snuggled and slept with and had 4 week old kittens sleeping on and around me (excuse the long, badly written sentence, I'm tired AND pmsing -_-;) and, well, none of them died XD so I'm inclined to believe this is fake, or at least I hope so, because it's horrible D= if it were true I'd be worried about ever falling asleep anywhere near a kitty ever again >_< I really wish I didn't read this FML.