Animals: Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten...

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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on_a_boat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(

altna 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

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designedlikedice 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:37

YDI for sleeping on the job. And you're not supposed to sleep with animals that small.

mimimi_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:39

its either fake, or you're and idiot for sleeping while babysitting. its not an FML. its FTL

magnanimous 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:42

Animal abuse and negligence when it comes to pets is very common. Not to mention stupidity. The OP comment is Darwinism at it's best, whether post is real or not. It's just plain sick.

greenman_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:44

sounds to me like you did them a favor. cats are pretty much worthless. buy them a dog as an apology gift if you really feel bad about it. sounds like a win-win-win situation to me.

soxgrl33 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:44

Wtf?! That's terrible! I'm sure you didn't do it on purpose, but I had to click YDI. Poor little baby :(

mariam_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:45

#112 actually maybe they weren't four weeks old, but i doubt any older than two months (i know, huge difference, but let me again blame sleepiness/pms DX).

LambOFGod 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:46

well that really does suck haha

BurnTheVegan 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:46

I really want to know why you fell asleep while babysitting; the only somewhat redeemable excuses are you were outrageously tired and tried very hard to stay conscious but failed, or the kids were asleep and you set your alarm to wake up in a short amount of time. That being said, for your sake I hope the kitten died due to a disease or abnormality as opposed to being suffocated by your body.