By desperategurl - 21/08/2012 08:39 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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DocBastard 38

It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.

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Steve95401 49

A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.

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SusanStyles 5

You do realize they go through your messages before handing them to the prisoners? Bad choice OP.

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KelBelAndNats 7

You do realise the manpower required to go through every single piece of mail going in or out of a gaol outweighs the manpower any gaol in any country actually has? And yes, I have spelt gaol right because I'm Australian.

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raraisbang 12

My grandfather is in prison and they screen all of his letters. True, he is on death row so alittle more security than a regular inmate, but still.

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kissandcontrol01 20

Yes she's right. I know in California all 33 prisons have their mail screened. Lots of fragranced letters and nude photos. The first one to open and read a letter isn't the inmate

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nerdsftw 4

... I have a pen pal in prison and it's really not a big deal! Having said that, I've never wanted anything romantic from him...

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nerdsftw 4

He's in prison for life so 1. It's unlikely he would want anything like that and 2. He has no way of getting it! But I get what you mean.. But I think he feels more paternal than anything else towards me - I'm a fair amount younger than he is.

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nerdsftw 4

Haha well I don't think it is! :) the only real difference between our relationship and with my friends is that I can't see him.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

If you are going to write to one, I'd seriously consider renting a PO box first!

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MissLizWolf 8

I think he would appreciate your friendship as much as you appreciate it, give it a try. (:

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olpally 32

As long as you don't write to lois's brother "the fat guy strangler" you'll be fine.

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kimg0885 23

Match.com sounds safer. Even Craigslist, only one in a few thousand may be a real cereal killer, your odds are better this way op.

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menacingsprite 3

Man I'm a cereal killer. I love to kill that special k with red berries every morning. :-/

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lorenza87 3

I had a prison pen pal... Not for romantic reasons tho

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CoconutOil 7

I can just imagine your first letter back... "Dear OP, It is a pleasure to get to know you. One questions, have they invented a non-slippery soap yet? If so, please send me 2 boxes"

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