By desperategurl - 21/08/2012 08:39 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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DocBastard 38

It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.

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Steve95401 49

A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.

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challan 19

My friend recently got married to a fantastic man she met on eharmony. Sign up, Op! Do not, I repeat, do not settle, when there are GOOD men out there. Trust me, some of the BEST men I know have been overlooked by women, and are looking for you.

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DrBlack 9

You sound like a sales rep for eharmony dude.

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ImJK_fml 0

She's just making sure the guy can't run away from her.

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perdix 29

Aw, I'll be your friend. Wouldn't you prefer to write to a guy who is not involved in forcible sodomy on a regular basis? (What I do voluntarily is a hole 'nother story, butt you'll have to write me to find out about it ;) .)

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FMLKitten 15

Wait.... perdix, you AREN'T involved in forcible sodomy? ..well darn! Oh well, I guess I'll still write you :-D Hold up— "hole 'bother story"? On second thought, I think Baustigt's right on this one.

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perdix 29

Baustigt needs to butt out and quit being cheeky! Now, Kitten, you should write me ass fast ass possible ;3

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FMLKitten 15

*'nother Auto-correct :'-( And alright perdix! I'll write you ASSAP!

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perdix 29

#153, I'm looking forward to hearing from you ASSSASSP ;3

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Comeon, you do not need a prison pen pal! Go out and meet somebody! I bet there are tons of guys who would love to get to know you! :)

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TheJester12 15

To be fair, many serial killers have been known to be real womanizers. You may just have hit a gold mine my friend ;)

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kimg0885 23

True, Charles Manson hung out with a whole " family" of women, what a player.

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Enslaved 36

Oh, you should definitely do it! According to the "Shawshank Redemption", they are all innocent in there!

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gracehi 31

Find yourself a nerd, OP. They are often desperate for female companionship, and are a great alternative to convicts.

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SpotDog 11

Once you get past the social differences you'll find out that they are very analytical and think about real sex all the time - and there are benefits to that, provided you don't get a freak.

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DjeePee 24

But.. inmates need love too. It actually sounds like a great learning experience to have a prison pen pal. I wouldn't want a relationship with them, but they must have interesting things to say.

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Fmlsea 28

Do ur self up go out and start a conversation with someone you can't expect to find love if you don't try, but even considering dating someone in jail is abit extreme .

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