By desperategurl - 21/08/2012 08:39 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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DocBastard 38

It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.

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Steve95401 49

A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.

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kimg0885 23

Nah , op is a chick ,and probably too old!

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jewelsa 4

Try a yahoo chat room....

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nerdsftw 4

..... How do they reply without an address? .....

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itsme1321 3

There's this great new system involving Post Office Boxes...it's only been around for ******* EVER...

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xBrookiee_Babyyx 0

wow thats bad i would just sign up for plenty of fish or match dot com but unless your that strange your obviously not compatible with any one normal.....

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AZRailroader 2

you could message me, I live in arizona also.

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aersie 13

Why not pen pal a soldier overseas instead?

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lilponkbunnies 4

Soldiers could use it more than someone who's locked up

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nerdsftw 4

Not really - soldiers get time to go and see their family/friends, plus most have Internet to Skype, etc! Some prisoners are isolated 24 hours a day with no company at all. Solitary confinement was used as a torture method in WW2 and is truly awful.

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aersie 13

True we do get all that now, but sometimes getting an old fashioned letter can be more endearing while you're overseas.

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itsme1321 3

There is a HUGE difference between soldiers & prisoners of war versus convicts. Seriously, convicts who are isolated 23 hours out of each day put themselves in that situation by being a potentially lethal danger to those around them.

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StayClassyLassy 6

I have respect for people in the army, but they put themselves in that situation of being away from family and friends, and risking their lives also. They had a choice an they decided they wanted to join the army, so they are isolated because of their decision.

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itsme1321 3

Service men & women are isolated for making a morally sound decision to live an honorable life protecting others' freedoms and rights. Convicts are isolated for making immoral decisions and leading a dishonorable life risking others' freedoms and rights. Again, huge difference.

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djgoreo 12

127-It's somewhat ironic that soldiers got themselves in their situation to try to be just the same sort of threat, for the good reasons of course but I like the humor in it.

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outoftown 26

Veterans' groups are good for meeting guys. Veterans' hospitals are a great choice for pen-pals; friends and family all too often drift away from the long(er)-disabled vets, so contact is most welcome.

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djgoreo 12

That's not a bad thing. It'd be like visiting them-I'm sure the guy you write to needed a normal human contact to stay on track away from whatever put him in there.

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MolesterStallone 13

All the ones in prison have already turned to the dark side. They aren't attracted to women. Sorry!

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dirton89 7

"Hey baby girl, "Im in jail for 5 counts of attempted murder, breaking and entering, arson, loitering, and pushing an old lady in the water Marry me"?

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