Miscellaneous: Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing,...

By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By RIP - 08/11/2019 08:00 - United States - Lambertville

Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 12:40 - Australia - Mooroolbark

Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML

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You deserved it 11 009

Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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WORRIED

By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

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You deserved it 109

By Sarah - 26/01/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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drewflav 17

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:09

Who the hell does these sorts of things? That's one crazy mother you've got OP! Make sure you give her the bill for replacing the window while you're at it.

SirCharles83 13

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:09

The good news is your mom really cares about you. The bad news, you're right, she's pyscho.

Comments

Curtar2 18

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:22

your mom may be psycho, but at least she loves you enough to do that.

misspulkadot24 17

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:27

Sounds like my crazy grandma. If I don't answer my phone, she goes on the roads around my house to see if my car is in a ditch or something.

eternalibra 14

Thursday 21 February 2013 1:02

Lmao!!

Lionesse 15

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:27

I'm surprised her first instinct was to break the window and not call the cops.

GothickNihilist 15

Thursday 21 February 2013 1:18

Well she is classified as psycho. Psycho people rarely think in a rational manner.

asb818 14

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:28

Tell her you really appreciate how much she cares and how much you appreciate her paying the bill as you hand it to her.

koortneyg 12

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:28

I would move far far away.

ironichalibut 24

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:38

Not necessarily a fix to the problem. Imagine how much crazier it would be for the mother to have to hijack a truck and drive dangerously, smashing all in her way to check up on them when they don't return a text in a timely fashion.

eaglerob 20

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:31

Mom needs a hobby and a tin foil hat.

wildmonkey 16

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:42

She should be lucky you didn't hit her with a bat or shoot her or something.

Strychnine_fml 9

Thursday 21 February 2013 2:32

Too soon D:

fresh247 10

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:44

ur mommas baby u knt blame her

_krystallynn_ 11

Thursday 21 February 2013 4:42

oh my ******* god learn how to type.

darlinjai 18

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:46

Security system. Just saying

mylifesuckstoo22 2

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:46

This happened to me, too. Except I was in a hotel. And my mother called the security. It took several forms of identification to end the whole thing. I'd never even left my room.