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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:05

Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR

Laurendorcus 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:08

You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)

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Pearljammer001 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:15

stop describing yourself 57 we all know your a horny perverted nerd who can't get any

sky890714 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:16

Your professoe must be a hot girl!

fml326 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:17

tuck

monkey314159 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:20

random boners. one of the many joys of being a guy.

Smitty22 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:35

F it just let it hang out!!

kerrioechsle 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:38

awe that sucks

shazarah 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:45

aww I'm sorry.

wipeout17 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:03

story of my life

momo259 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:10

ur weird

momo259 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:13

the ur weird was to snickerdoodles

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Same thing different taste

C'est la langue de l'amour!

WTF dude?

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