By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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lilikawaii 6

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

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ClassyCommando 13

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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False_Stupidity 41

Duct tape fixes everything! (and yes I did see the reference to an earlier FML)

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lstrawberrycake 12

I think over weight men should wear bras for their moobs so it motivates them to loose weight.

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wittygirl 8

Hell ya! Moob bra coming to a Walmart near you soon! April 17th "Look out man boobies were supporting you!"

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JustDerpin 11

^ I think that idea is stupid.

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j_cat187 19

#87 Moob bra also comes free with the purchase of a Happy Meal.

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cryssycakesx3 22

lol #99, the manziere! I appreciate the reference.

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callmesillyxxx 1

Bra's suffocate the girls!!! Such a relief to take them out. Try no under wired bra's those are comfy but could be pricey.

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ambamm135 7

Not as supportive if you got big boobs though or else I'd be wearing them all the time. :(

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False_Stupidity 41

My large chested (read E cup) fiancée recently started trying a bra that looks like a tank top made of stretchy material, they are marketed under various names but apparently they work and are comfy..

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False_Stupidity 41

I've seen em called genie bra, ahhh bra and I think something else as well that I can't recall, only about $20.

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cryssycakesx3 22

sports bra work great for larger chests, you just have to find the right one. I understand they can be a bit of money but with such things you getting what you pay for.

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cryssycakesx3 22

also taking out the underwires doesn't really harm the efficiency too much.

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Giggles12 1

There is a thing called sewing it haha it's happened to me before

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imustbeinsane 2

I read "sue" like an idiot and was about to completely go off on you haha but screw sewing, duct tape is your best friend.

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RoseTintMyWorld 8

How do you know it didn't?

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flipfloperson 5

How do you know it didn't happen in public? EDIT: 21 beat me to it.

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brokenpromisespr 0

Ouch! Didn't it bother u before??

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vicky_reoow 1

looks like you got a horny bra. nice one, bra. get in there ;)

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irishboii957 2

Easiest and best way for everyone go commando, your boobs get to be free and guys get to see them bounce its a win win

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beautyofspeed 0

You do realize what happens to breasts after long term going sans bra. Look at national geographic, one of the African tribe specials.

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