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By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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What a tit

By Anonymous - 17/01/2021 10:59 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML

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By Ali (New York) - 24/06/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

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By Blue Lemon - 13/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML

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Keep it together

By SmileAndSayHi - 01/06/2016 19:23 - United States - Hialeah

Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML

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**** McGee

By BoobiePain - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

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Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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DIY

By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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By DroppedTheSoap - 26/04/2019 04:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML

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By Kurda - 23/05/2015 02:26 - United States - Wallburg

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

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lilikawaii 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 8:46

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

ClassyCommando 13

Thursday 22 March 2012 9:29

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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JustDerpin 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 21:10

@21 Because its Kayla bitch!

zebralover23 14

Thursday 22 March 2012 21:11

Happens to all girls I think

mynameispickle 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 21:26

The joys of womanhood!

AsHlEy1219 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 21:38

I agree go with the sports bra if you have the boobs

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 22 March 2012 21:44

Guys have it so good...

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:19

Yes, yes we do.

AllieGee 9

Thursday 22 March 2012 21:53

I know that feeling all to well...

boredfishing 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:42

Is it ok? Show me where it hurts?

Fluhz 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:54

Aaaa!

someone3225 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 23:07

Solution! Get rid of bras entirely solving this unreasonable shenanigans!

Cablo_Gubla 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 23:09

I am firmly against any harm coming to breasts. They should be gently caressed and/or suckled upon, not stabbed.

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