By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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lilikawaii 6

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

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ClassyCommando 13

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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PlaidPanda 9

Thank god I have 'the chest of a ten year old' lol! I'm a b cup and go braless A LOT... It's comfy for not painful, and my boobs are still perky.

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kimmi41509 10

That happens to me too. It doesn't really "stab" it just pokes! I think OP is over-exaggerating there.

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TrinityisLife 22

I've had it happen at work and had to cut out the wire in a corner of the pharmacy while praying that no one would walk over there.

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carlistar27 10

I hate when that happens and generally it happens to me in the middle of a tennis match so I have to take it out or be stabbed repeatedly

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honeycutt8729 8

I always hated wearing a bra, but it was because I could never find one to fit my Ds comfortably. My solution was not wearing one, and they still look good. ;)

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SoultheWolf 19

This is why I was told, (by about 90% of women I know) to NEVER use wired bras.

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ghashlycrumbs 8

Ouch ouch ouch! I hate when that happens!

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seriouslythat 6

T-shirt bras are amazing too. :)

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Melinie 7

This is why I own only "wire-less" bras. They feel way better, OP.

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