By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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lilikawaii 6

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

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ClassyCommando 13

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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Becca_BooP 8

The Ah Bra really is comfy too but the only problem with it and Un padded bras is when you get cold the whole world knows it :(

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blackvyper 8

Hope you didn't have implants.. Ha ha ha.

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bettyboop428 24

I know that feeling. After having a baby last year, my chest got larger and gravity started taking it's toll earlier. I needed some full-support bras but it took me so long to find anything that would help. Everything looked like it was made for my grandmother or it was too padded.

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j_cat187 19

Why do they still make them with wire?

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smileygirl1201 0

They make them with wire to support the boobs

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graphicstyle7 17

LOL, the amount of sweet male ignorance on here... Like they all said, after a C cup, you HAVE to wear a bra, it's painful to go without! I'm a DD, so, been there, done that with the wire stabbing. Also, yeah, they have to make them with wire - unless you pay a small fortune for wireless or don't want proper support.

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jmacfan1 16

I'm only a b cup and it is very uncomfortable for me to go without a bra.

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killerkiss92 8

I'm a b cup also but I go braless quite a bit unless its one of those very see through shirts and it's too hot to layer -.- I hate women's clothing

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deequu 20

You call this an FML? This happens to a lot of girls.

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sendboot2 4

Get a wireless bra!! They are amazing!!!!

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

Not always possible. I can't get wireless bras for my size. The larger you go, the harder it is to find wireless bras.

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