By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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Maxine17 8

You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.

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yeahreally 6

lol idk why but the "to punch me in the face. Repeatedly" was hilarious. but nowadays you dont touch anybody nor look at them in any way cause there are waaayyy to many people who might start shit with you. Like the guy who beat your face for barely doing anything to him. Or you could have stared and he would have asked you what you were staring at and beat your face lol

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Rebecca1993 0

If you were a guy and another guy started touching your face you wouldn't hit him? Or at least try to get him off? heck i'd do that an I'm a girl. lol

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FerrariCake 2

Maybe he thought you were challenging him to a fight to the death. Lucky for you he didn't have a tray.

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lucey15 0

he would hack at your neck with the sharp bit

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FerrariCake 2

exactly... just sad that no one but the two of us know what the hell we're talking about. They're really missing out.

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BritishHobo 0

What did you expect? 'Huh, this random guy just SLAPPED my face. Must've been a fly! Have a coffee on me!'

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aback 4

You thought he was going to soul-kiss you? Some guy comes up and smacks you in the face and what do YOU do? Give him your phone number and ask him to call you? Jesus. Think before you go touching strangers.

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Cassandrarox 0

You know u could have just told him that there was a bug on his face. YDI

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pinkkloverr 0

if you had the guts to touch his face... then i'm sure you had the guts to say "hey, i wanted to let you know there's a bug on your face." let him deal with it.

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The_Nothing 0

Dude if it's a person you don't know just tell them there's a bug. Of course you got hit, he had no idea who you were or why you smacked him in the face. Jeez, I didn't know people were that stupid.

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thighsofglory 0

Welcome to Northern California. They're all like that.

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janise 2

I wonder how many times the guy hit him. Was it once or twice or until he lost consciousness?

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ArtistsSunshine2 0

I think that if you were a girl, it would be a bit different, but OP, YDI...

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teiso_fml 0

OK, although that guy's reaction was WAAAY out of line, you don't just swat the faces of random strangers without their permission, whether or not they have a bug on it. What you do is alert them to the fact that they have a bug on their face, or you might try scare the bug away, but you DON'T TOUCH THE PERSON'S FACE! Just try and imagine if someone came up and randomly swatted your face, and you had no idea why. You might think they were trying to start a fight, too.

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