By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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Maxine17 8

You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.

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LaLaBriBri 0

well how stupid r u? y didn't u just TELL him he had a bug on his face instead of touching some random guy?

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snafu57 1

ydi could also stand for "you dumb idiot." ydi and ydi.

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RaidenXS 0

that bug was obviously cleaning his face. you know. co-existence. like the things that eat the stuff from a whales mouth

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RaidenXS 0

that bug was obviously cleaning his face. you know. co-existence. like the things that eat the stuff from a whales mouth

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darkmis1 17

You couldn't just tell him that there was a bug on his face? I'd be creeped out if somebody did that to me. Just tell him like a normal person next time. YDI.

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NoMercy1 0

Just because you did it "lightly" and there was a bug there doesn't change the fact that you smacked a random dude in the face. You totally deserve it.

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SouthparkZZZ 0

Call your friends and jump his ass.

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

Nah ignore what people are saying, u did the right thing. like coz i wuda dun the same thing aswell. coz like wat did the guy rather have a bug on his face? im pretty sure if i was da guy i wud be greatful dat some1 got rid of it but i h8 bugs so id be screamin my ass of if ther was on ne me !!! also he didn hav to punch u lyk thats takn thngs a bt far dont u think ppl? honestly every1 needs to calm the f$%k down coz he didn do anythn wrong!!

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girlygirl666 0

Ok, English?...

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ForShame 0

So the only commenter who thinks that smacking some random dude in the face because of a bug is ok can't spell well enough to read half of what they're saying. What a surprise. You seriously, as a man, do not touch another random guy, especially slapping his face, without expecting a serious beating. It doesn't matter if it was a deadly spider, most guys aren't even going to ask why the hell you would do that before they punch you back.

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

er but he did it coz da guy had a bug on hys face! omg its not like he did it jus coz he felt like it or somethn! srsly! like so wat ud rather go round wyd a bug on ur face? nd he said he did it lighly he didnt hav to get a punch 4 it. lyk im not sayn he had to say thanks mate, but punching far out thats overdoin it a bit don u think so OP FYL coz ppl are idiots.. nd i am speakn english if u dont get it then go get english lessons coz ur obveesly a dumbass

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

omg cud every1 pls stop ganging up on me?! ffs its lyk y u so obsessed with me"?

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

u guys wudnt even be havin a go at me if id written da same thngs as u guys. lyk if ida been liek 'oh yeah wat da hell wer u thnking doing thqat' u guys wudnt said nethn so back off kthnbai

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

dude, it's 'would have'.

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hhhhh_fml 1

look, can you actually not read it or are you being pretentious because i'd bet the latter

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