By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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Maxine17 8

You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.

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riku3220 2

Neptune, but I went to Saturn University.

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haildixie 0

I would've hit a stranger randomly touching me, too.

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mjluver4life 0

You deserve it, sorry but you could of just told him there was a bug on his face instead of sweeping it off yourself...if someone came up to me and did that id get mad. so i dont blame him at all.

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eoghanface 0

Ohhhhhhhhh yeyyyy this is ****** ffunny:3

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Gulo_fml 0

Who the HELL would walk up to the complete stranger and swat a bug off their face rather than just say, "Excuse me, you have a bug on your face"?

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Lisa89 3

whats wrong with you??? Why would you do that to a stranger??

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guckylynn 19

you never touch another person without permission. you're a complete idiot. ydi big time

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cornsnake 0

fyl because you were just trying to be nice and ydi for not knowing about personel space.

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jessxoxo28 5

u should have told him before touching him. probably go the wrong idea, lol

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