Miscellaneous: Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed...

By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By CantPublish - 04/09/2012 22:02 - United States

Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By blackchin III - 20/06/2014 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

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By Jogger - 19/08/2020 14:01

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML

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By Nice Guy - 29/10/2012 07:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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namezox 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:13

wtf.. why would you do that.

Maxine17 8

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:15

You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.

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SweetPotatoVines 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:54

YDI for spelling Coffee wrong. And for being an idiot.

letitbe56 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:56

As so many others have mentioned...just say something instead of touching him. I wouldn't want a stranger touching my face either...even if it were just to get a bug off.

tam_tiger 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:57

Wow could you be any more stupid????? If I were the guy I wouldve punched you, thrown my hot coffee at your face then kicked in the nuts while you were down! You just don't go around hitting people !!! And what's with "anon" being the nickname for like twenty people?! Methinks I smell bull$hit!

Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 0:22

I'm pretty "anon" is short for "anonymous". Lol. But I agree with you. Thi guy was pretty ****** retarded. Lawl

Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 0:40

I guess? Lawl

iBou_fml 4

Monday 21 December 2009 2:00

Yes. She is pretty

penisface69 17

Sunday 20 December 2009 0:14

nobody wants strangers touching them ydi.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 20 December 2009 6:30

Hey baby I see you over there, and I'll be honest, I'm starting to stare, because I'm thinking 'bout my penis on your face. I have dreams and I have needs, and the number one of those is that I need to put my penis on your FACE. Girl your eyes, your ears, your nose, it doesn't really matter where it goes, cuz I just want my penis on your faaaace.