Aw man, sucks to be you, hope you didn't get hurt! Though, the other person had a FML day as well. You can't really control sneezing and hitting you plus 5 parked cars because of sneezing must suck as well. Just like smoking, sneezing harms yourself and those around you, it should be banned!

lmfao thats funny but FYL...haha some people are so friken ditzy

someone get that driver an allergex before he causes more damage! :)

Well, I know what to say if I ever get in a wreck.

It would be a real FML if you had serious injuries or was killed. You should be happy to be alive.

Well if you sneezed really badly... Or you spend ages with 'sneeze face' and your eyes automatically close, it wouldn't be hard to hit something. You physically can't leave your eyes open during a sneeze, cause the pressure means they acould actually fly out.

mmh.. so now they T-bone ppl instead of firing guns!! yeah i like!! much more fun watching that way!! u gotta admit druglords know how to make life enjoyable!! so... you are posting this from heaven?? or hell... i mean after flying over 5 cars ur still alive!! thats not a FML.. thats a TGIA!!! (Thank god im alive)

no they wouldn't, it's been proven that your eyes will not "pop out"

punch him and be like, "sorry muscle spasm"

The fact that he sneezed means you should both get out of paying insurance premiums as it's neither of yours faults.