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Wait, the person who hit you actually helped you out of your car? In my country, that person would just inspect the damage done to his own car, then call a relative to pick him up. God bless that person who had the balls and heart to help you instead of just being a prick.
wow i think a lawsuit is in order
Your car was totalled yet you seem to be in such a fine condition that you can post on FML. Sadly, this FML isn't even that creative or that funny. Get yourself some imagination, and try harder next time please.
sooo.....what he really meant to say was "Sorry, I thought I was playing Burnout in Crash Mode...and slamming your car into parked cars seemed to rack up the most points"
okay let me tell you something and the idiots who voted yes In moderating.... if there was enough force to send you into one car you would be In the hospital.. if there was enought to send you into two you would be lucky to be alive but FIVE???? you would be dead on impact.... and he would probably have been speed like all mother ****
i love insurances
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yeah i sneezed three times in a row (eyes closed), and rear ended the prius in front of me. 4,000 dollars. well i guess that's just part of my anti-prius campaign, yes?
Aw man, sucks to be you, hope you didn't get hurt! Though, the other person had a FML day as well. You can't really control sneezing and hitting you plus 5 parked cars because of sneezing must suck as well. Just like smoking, sneezing harms yourself and those around you, it should be banned!