Animals: Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the...

By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:17

time to lay off the hallucinants dude.

Theoderage 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:08

What the hell??? That does suck!

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GiannaxRevenge 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 7:26

I JUST ******* SQUIRMED AND TWITCHED. You're probably afraid to take a bath now, huh?

poobear 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 8:54

thats beyond beyond gross. where the hell do you live that your soap holder breaks so easily and theres an army of ants in the wall? thats disgusting you deserve it for living in such a gross place thats probably falling apart in other places too

FunkyDuffy 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 10:14

Hallucinogens are bad for you.

captainmaharet 1

Wednesday 13 May 2009 14:24

Torch 'em!

hir23 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 15:47

OMG that is terrible. I freak out when there's ONE ant, so I really feel for you.

seasonvoids 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 16:57

This reminds me of when I was in elementary school I'd always seem to stand in a pile of [fire ants] usually while wearing sandals. Good times.

Dhamy 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 19:11

Omg, ******* gross. o-o; oh my god..

Nicc 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:14

Not nice, but I don't quite get why this is funny enough to be an FML. It's kind of like saying "Today, I saw a HUGE spider in my bedroom. I screamed! FML" to which loads of people reply "Omg, how awful! I hate spiders too!" ... Ehh.

kirei_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:50

#155, it's more of the fact that the OP has to pay to get that shit fixed and that nobody would be appreciative of ants crawling in their shower. FML's don't have to be funny; they just express that someone's life sucks xD Some of them on here are pretty unfunny and pretty bad.