um...so why did you need to lean on the soap dish? i've taken plenty of showers in my life and have never found a reason to need to lean on it...

EWWWWWWWWW!!! I used to have a problem with ants in my bathroom too, I didn't know where they were all coming from. Turned out there was moisture under the bathtub, so they were making it their home. That was my worst nightmare though, I was always afraid to take showers in there cause ants might come pouring out of the place where the shower head was connected to the wall. I did step on one of them while I was taking a shower once though, sooooo gross. THOSE THINGS DON'T DIE!!!! No matter how much you try to crush them...a perfectly legit reason to hate ants. So I find this FML very believable...FYL indeed. I keep thinking about how that could have happened to me x(. We got our bathroom completely redone though, and miraculously the and problem went away with our old one :P. I definitely would have done the same thing you did though, and ran for it, screaming my head off. I DESPISE ants :(.

Anyone who ever says "just ants" needs to read "Leiningen versus the Ants". http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lvta.html Fun action story, way more realistic than Indiana Jones. (stupid movie. Siafu live in Africa and don't eat people.)

Oh damn, FYL for sure! Thats like a horror movie!

Well, at least you didn't fall down. Falling down is almost always worse when you're naked

sounds like an amazing scene from the beginning of a horror movie, the scene with the naked hottie :D

Ohhhh man that sucksss. I wouldve done the same though. And yeah, at least it wasn't spiders or cockroaches or something bigger than ants. But any type of bug pouring out of a wall is nightmare worthy. One time we had little bugs in our pantry but we couldn't figure out where they were coming from. We took everything out and made sure they were all gone, and the problem went away. About a year later we found those bugs again. I opened a box of pancake mix or something and all I remember seeing was a bag full of those little black bugs. I threw it and ran lol

You sure they weren't wingless termites?

that's some fear and loathing in las vegas shit right there.

im extremely afraid of ants myself, i would have passed out.