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By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 November 2016 5:09

I once snapped my knob when I was cranking it as fast as I could, but there were no bees or windows involved.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 19 November 2016 5:07

Next time, bee more careful with the window crank.

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ApplePie1994 27

Monday 21 November 2016 1:56

Thomas J?! Is that you?!

FlexMaster 10

Tuesday 22 November 2016 3:13

im sorry but a busted crank wouldnt stop me

islandmark 1

Wednesday 23 November 2016 4:29

I question this as swarm season ended in Washington state three months ago and bees are also very passive when swarming.

Atmey 5

Tuesday 3 January 2017 8:36

It's just like Jurassic Park, with bees.

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