By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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MyMuse7 0

I would have pelted them with my shit

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amerwin 3

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

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bubblekitty 1

omg I was walking by stall and some kids were doing that. maybe that was you :). I loled

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lemoncows 2

why were you in the men's bathroom???

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yuggi1 11

OP could had been in the women's bathroom for all we know.

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bloobelly 0

Maybe that's why he was pelted with eggs

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MysticMint 0

What eggxactly did you do to those kids to piss them off?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

it was a reallyyyyyy bad smelling bowel movement ;)

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Iknoweverything 29

I have a hard time believing this one... but then, I was never that ambitious as a kid. Plus, I wouldn't have bothered breaking down the door, I would have thrown them over the top so I couldn't be identified. (If I had enough imagination to actually go egg random shitters)

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bigantennaemay 3

huh. and people still laugh when i tell them kids are bad news, kids are a burden unto society, kids are evil, etc. etc.

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braceletsandhell 7

Most definetly. It's all of them who go out of their way to torture everyone(;

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Snowstar 0

Yes, yes we do. To make it up to you, I'll give you a littke warning... That 'lemon flavored' melatonin? The one for your insomnia? I know why its not working. You don't wanna know.

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iRiS890 5

That's why you do your business at home in private. What do you do in that situation? Do you just try and teach the kids a lesson or do you finish??? Decisions, decisions.

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pinkchocolatex3 0

You shouldve crapper on them

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